1. running around my house to catch a monster (mango showed me the way)
The first dream started out in my backyard, which was snowy. I was hunting a monster, which was apparently in the region. I came across a small, round penguin, and picked it up to investigate. However, it was not the monster.
Unfortunately, I began to have nagging thoughts about how you’re not supposed to touch baby birds, the smell of human will drive the mother away. But, I was too late, and the penguin (and, for some reason, all of its siblings, of which there were like 7) also decided to follow me. I walked up to my garage where the bushes were, and watched as JH drove JN and turned into my street. It was a bit upsetting, seeing as I didn’t really want to associate with JN.
However, the dream took a darker turn at this point. For some reason, I knew that the monster was hiding in my bushes, so we got out our super cold spray and started going at it. ‘Shit’, i said! (I had a partner now?), ‘he got into the house!’ as I came across a small open pipe.
I contemplated leaving the house permanently, and waiting until it came out and we could shoot it, but decided against it. I went to my front door, and started going in. Mango, my cat, pointed upstairs. So, I went upstairs, and saw a small cat with really short, black hair. I recognized it, but not definitively, so I picked it up. Apparently it was the monster, because it started attacking my neck. Apparently, it was the monster.
2. Flying. It was awesome
So, the dream shifted. Now, I was in a snowbound area kinda like my spring break trip. And, I could fly. It. Was. Awesome. I looked out towards the town, and saw an ambulance driving somewhere. I decided to follow it.
During this part of the dream, I actually started realizing it was a dream. I mildly thought that i should try and manipulate the dream to be even more awesome, but it didn’t work when i tried half assedly, and I didn’t push the issue. In particular, I didn’t want to wake up. I kept following the ambulance for a bit, before I realized I should go find a girl. At first, I thought about trying to find DTG, but didn’t think I’d be able to find her. Given that she is more an idea than an actual person, anyway. So, I settled on someone else, and decided to go find her.
But, my flying cut off around half a mile from her place, landing me at BHS, my old high school. Cue part 3
3. School (BHS)
So, without my flying, life was a lot more of a bummer. I still wanted to go to the girls house, so I began my urban jungle adventure. I was running around on the roofs of various buildings in the school, moving in the right direction. I was careful to not make myself too apparent, because I didn’t want to be mistaken for an escaping student or something.
I got all the way to the fence at the end, before I realized there were teachers. I hopped the fence, but got caught by teachers. In particular, I started getting into an argument about the ideas of free speech, blah blah, with a woman who had giant fucking eyes. And, I couldn’t really think of a response, other than “Jesus, this woman has eyes the size of fists”
Then, before I could go get girl, I woke up. Which was disappointing.
